Voice Call Enthusiast Gifts

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

...the onion rings

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

MLB 2020

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.