Voice Call Enthusiast Pillows

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

...the onion rings

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

MLB 2020

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

Working from home.