Voicemail Aficionado Gifts

"Hello, dear. This is Mom. Have you lost your mind or what?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'The King of what?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Children and technolohgy

Phone Mittens

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

'Texting Bee'

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Owl answers telephone.

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'

'Phone thief' stealing a phone box.

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

Phone Henge

'So are you seeing anyone?'