Voice Mail Aficionado Gifts

"Hello, this is a recording ... That is, it isn't a recording while I'm making it, of course, but it will be, or rather is, a recording when you hear it ... or, in other words ..."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Santa called but you were out!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Mail's here."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Junk Mail

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Postman in the Snow

Recycling Post.

'Slow Connection'

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

'It's unto thee.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Postes Modernes

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"