Heavenly Voicemail Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh - you're there! I was hoping I could just leave a message.'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Owl answers telephone.

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'A real person's answered it. I hate that. I'll call back when their voicemail's activated.'

"Before you leave for your vacation, re-record your extended leave message. The one you just made is too giddy."

'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Dog Chatlines...

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

Hi, just thought I'd touch base...

Bonita gets a Cattle Call

'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'

'Where am I calling you from? Oh, just around.'

'I'm on the throne!'

'Click! I'm out right now.'

You only do text. I do text AND voicemail.

'She's out. Who shall I say was going to listen?'

"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."