Heavenly Voicemail Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oh - you're there! I was hoping I could just leave a message.'

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'The King of what?'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Owl answers telephone.

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."

"Before you leave for your vacation, re-record your extended leave message. The one you just made is too giddy."

'A real person's answered it. I hate that. I'll call back when their voicemail's activated.'

'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Dog Chatlines...

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."

'She's out. Who shall I say was going to listen?'

Hi, just thought I'd touch base...

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'

'Where am I calling you from? Oh, just around.'

'I'm on the throne!'

Bonita gets a Cattle Call