Voice Mail Aficionado T-Shirts

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Junk Mail

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Postman in the Snow

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'It's unto thee.'

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

Postes Modernes

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Slow Connection'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Recycling Post.

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"