Voicemail Enthusiasts Gifts

'A real person's answered it. I hate that. I'll call back when their voicemail's activated.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"It probably got lost in the voice mail."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'He's expecting a letter from the dog biscuits sweepstakes.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

"Before you leave for your vacation, re-record your extended leave message. The one you just made is too giddy."

'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.