Phone Message Aficionado Gifts

"This is a recording."

'Click! I'm out right now.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'The King of what?'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

OMG UR HOT

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Complaints departement for men and women.

"OK Hunter. Go join the 'non-verbal criticism skills' seminar!"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Funny Farm

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

Computer Address Book.

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

The speech is ethical. One source is plagiarism, two is research.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."