Face Painter Mugs

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Face painting - children have no faces

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown Face Painting

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Face painting children with no facial features.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Fancy muttering 'not blummin more face painting' as we walked by her stall!'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Too much concealer?"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Artist Painting his Television.

Sergeant Stripes

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"It's face painting Friday."

Face Painting.

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

Portrait of a cat

Painting dad's face

'I love working with my hands.'

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'