Face Painter Mugs

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Face painting - children have no faces

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown Face Painting

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

Face painting children with no facial features.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Fancy muttering 'not blummin more face painting' as we walked by her stall!'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"Too much concealer?"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Artist Painting his Television.

Sergeant Stripes

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everyone around the boardroom

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"It's face painting Friday."

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

'I love working with my hands.'

Painting dad's face

Portrait of a cat

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

'I don't suppose you fellows know who did that to my car ...'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'