Pint Puller Gifts

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"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Beer Stall

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Happy thoughts

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Brain storm

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Beer Club for Men.

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'We agree in principle on the need for Strategic Lapel Pin Size Reduction.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Wish You Were Beer

Office Woman