Pint Pal Gifts

'Did you spill my pint?'

Beer-head

Wish You Were Beer

'Yes Fred, I'd love to come for a quiet pint with you. And probably stay on for 6 noisy ones!'

Beer Club for Men.

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Pull...'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

A Friend in Need.

'Oi! '

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

Droplet with a pencil.

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'The scariest thing about global warming is seeing you in a thong, George.'

The Beer Whisperer

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"The great thing about breeding grounds in Antarctica is that the ladies do not play hard to get. They're really keen to leave for warmer waters..."

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

Penguin