Pint Pal Gifts

'Did you spill my pint?'

Beer-head

Wish You Were Beer

'Yes Fred, I'd love to come for a quiet pint with you. And probably stay on for 6 noisy ones!'

Beer Club for Men.

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beers

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Pull...'

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

A Friend in Need.

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Oi! '

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Droplet with a pencil.

The Beer Whisperer

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

The Cartoon Reaper.

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

Frank Auerbach

"The great thing about breeding grounds in Antarctica is that the ladies do not play hard to get. They're really keen to leave for warmer waters..."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

'The scariest thing about global warming is seeing you in a thong, George.'