Painting Pal Gifts

A Friend in Need.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Hazards of mouse painting

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Beer Club for Men.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Using teamwork to paint a lamppost.

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Persian

The Worst Date Ever

Wish You Were Beer

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.