Painterly Pal Gifts

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Frank Auerbach

Paul Cezanne

"It get it – you're hungry."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Artists Cats

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

A Friend in Need.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Beer Club for Men.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

Persian

Wish You Were Beer

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

'Did you spill my pint?'

Pirate trying on parrots.

Close... but no Degas.

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Droplet with a pencil.