Painterly Pet Lover Gifts

Artists Cats

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Labradoodle"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'Click it or ticket.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Art Pets

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

When Pugs dream.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'If we build it, they will come.'

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

Self-walking dog

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

Close... but no Degas.

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Whenever you're ready."

A new acquaintance will keep you in stitches!