Painterly Pet Lover Gifts

Artists Cats

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Labradoodle"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'Click it or ticket.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Art Pets

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

When Pugs dream.

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Self-walking dog

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

'If we build it, they will come.'

Close... but no Degas.

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

"I believe we've entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership."

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

"Whenever you're ready."