Performer Pal Gifts

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Performance In The Bedroom

A Friend in Need.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Guitarist

Circus trousers

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

Brass Band

Persian

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

Terrifically Twickenham

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'