Parrot Performer Pal Gifts

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

bird interprets modern art

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"How many letters can you read?"

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...