Parrot Performer Pal Gifts

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'You know too much!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

bird interprets modern art

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

"How many letters can you read?"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Service."

Pirates

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."