Theatrical Parrot Enthusiast Gifts

'I love show biz!'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'You know too much!'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

A little bird told me...

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Service."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Repeat after me..."

Pirates

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."