Painterly Pal T-Shirts

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Paul Cezanne

"It get it – you're hungry."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Artists Cats

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

A Friend in Need.

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Beer Club for Men.

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Persian

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Wish You Were Beer

Pirate trying on parrots.

'Did you spill my pint?'

'But dear, that's one of the characteristics of parrots...always demanding attention.'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

Close... but no Degas.

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

Droplet with a pencil.

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."