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Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Labradoodle"

Jackson Pollock as a child

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"I should blooming-well think so!"

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

Art Pets

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Close... but no Degas.

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

Museum.

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

Frank Auerbach

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

"I painted still-lifes for a long time, but I'm slowly getting into figure drawing."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"She was a good turtle."

His cheapest artist's model.

Painting Camouflage jacket

Picture Sale

"I treat you like a dog, Henry, because you are a dog."