Painterly Pet Companion Pillows

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Labradoodle"

Jackson Pollock as a child

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Artists Cats

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Art Pets

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

The Hudson River School of Art.

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

"I should blooming-well think so!"

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

Close... but no Degas.

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

Museum.

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

"You have a nasty case of 'A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte' by Georges Seurat."

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Picture Sale

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

"She was a good turtle."

"I painted still-lifes for a long time, but I'm slowly getting into figure drawing."

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Painting Camouflage jacket

His cheapest artist's model.

Man and woman arm-in-arm, she says: 'Shall we paint the town Moroccan Velvet or Plum Blush?'

'Are you almost done? This isn't easy, you know.'