Playful Pet Painter Pillows

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Labradoodle"

Jackson Pollock as a child

Artists Cats

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

K9 Literati.

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Pet Pony

'Click it or ticket.'

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'Good book?'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Art Pets

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Puppy and Kitten.

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Fido phones

"What's so amazing? It's a paint by the numbers artist kit."

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "