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"You'll see it when it's done."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Santa's Out Tray.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Persian

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Abstract Art