Perfectionist Pal Mugs

"You'll see it when it's done."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Persian

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Abstract Art

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines