Perfectionist Pals Mugs

'Pedants Society meeting here Friday...'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Perfection

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Drawing board disaster.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Abstract Art

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

That's what I call attention to detail!

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.