Purrfect Pals Mugs

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I hate it..."

Cats

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Persian

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'We know you have a cat...'

Cat's Valentine

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

Puppy Love.

When cats bring gifts.

"Jack Russell?"

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Cat Lady

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

'Pedants Society meeting here Friday...'