Purrfect Pals Gifts

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Cats

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Man with broken leg in cast.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Persian

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'We know you have a cat...'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

There had always been three in the relationship...

"I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. This is a talent agency, not a lack of talent agency."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Cat's Valentine

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

When cats bring gifts.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Jack Russell?"

Puppy Love.

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Cat Lady

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

'Pedants Society meeting here Friday...'

"I think the dog wants to go out."