Perfectionist Pals Gifts

'Pedants Society meeting here Friday...'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Perfection

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Santa's Out Tray.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Drawing board disaster.

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Abstract Art

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

That's what I call attention to detail!