Perfectionist Comrade Gifts

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Perfection

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Santa's Out Tray.

"You're welcome."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Quality Control

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

Abstract Art

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."