Perfectionist Comrade Pillows

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"You're welcome."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Quality Control

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Abstract Art

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'