Purrfect Partner Gifts

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I'm not coming in without her."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"I hate it..."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cats

The Young Couple

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Persian

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'We know you have a cat...'

Cat's Valentine

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

"Your next life will be so much better."

When cats bring gifts.

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Cat Lady

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

I love my cat.

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"That one there is Marvin's personal pussycat."

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."