Purr-fect Pair Gifts

Cat's Valentine

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

Cats

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Persian

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

There had always been three in the relationship...

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

When cats bring gifts.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

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Cat Lady

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

Art for Cats

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

'Dad, Grandma had a funeral, right? Will the cat have a FURneral, then?'

I love my cat.

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'