Purr-fect Pair Mugs

Cat's Valentine

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cats

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Persian

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

When cats bring gifts.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

catholic

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Cat Lady

Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

I love my cat.

'Dad, Grandma had a funeral, right? Will the cat have a FURneral, then?'

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

Art for Cats

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

"I'm not coming in without her."