Purr-fect Partner Gifts

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Cats

"I hate it..."

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Persian

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'We know you have a cat...'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

There had always been three in the relationship...

Cat's Valentine

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

When cats bring gifts.

"Your next life will be so much better."

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Cat Lady

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Kitty's Clock, each hour marked by a cat's face and the reminders, 'Scratch me, Brush me, Feed me, Play with me, Look at me, Pet me, Find me, Talk to me, Feed me, Rub me, Hold me.'

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

I wish I could remember which one of our guests gave us these kittens for our wedding gift.

'Dad, Grandma had a funeral, right? Will the cat have a FURneral, then?'

I love my cat.