Purr-fect Partner In Crime Gifts

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cats on the couch.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cats

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Happy Valentine's Day

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Cat's Valentine

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'

"Your next life will be so much better."

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

When cats bring gifts.

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

Litter Box with actual litter.

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Cat Lady

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"I swear, it wasn't me who called the council about your incessant barking: it was my master!"

'Dad, Grandma had a funeral, right? Will the cat have a FURneral, then?'

I love my cat.

"I'm not coming in without her."

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."