Furry Partner In Crime Gifts

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Happy Valentine's Day

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Wanted dog! reward!

Cookie Thief

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'