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'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Barks in code.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

Happy Valentine's Day

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

Cookie Thief

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Wanted dog! reward!