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"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"A little help, please."

Boy and his dog

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

Living with a cataholic.

'He's barking mad!'

Dog and man on couch

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

One man and his dog.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'