Fur Buddy Prints

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

Living with a cataholic.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'He's barking mad!'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

Dog and man on couch

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

One man and his dog.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'