Friends With Fur Babies Prints

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Raised by Dogs

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Boy and his dog

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Fur Baby

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"It's nice to be wanted."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Pet Adoptions

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"He's a rescue."

'He's barking mad!'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...