Friends With Fur Babies Gifts

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Raised by Dogs

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

Fur Baby

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

Canine conundrum.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's a good boy!"

"It's nice to be wanted."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Pet Adoptions

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

'He's barking mad!'

"He's a rescue."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"