Fur Friends Prints

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

Boy and his dog

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Living with a cataholic.

'He's barking mad!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"The meaning of life is cats."

One man and his dog.

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'