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'He's a bit camera shy.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

World Tour.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Framed Lady

Why would birdie need newspaper?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

A Friend in Need.

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Persian

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

Mitch McConnell

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'