Portrait Pal Pillows

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

World Tour.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Framed Lady

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

A Friend in Need.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Persian

Mitch McConnell

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

The caricature of Dorian Gray