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'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

The Sculptor

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Elizabeth II

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Mitch McConnell

Using a social media app to date

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'I like it, but is it Art?'

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

'You're messing with my head.'