Profile Portrait Lover Mugs

Characters Caricaturas.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

The Sculptor

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

El Greco

Elizabeth II

Rembrandt's Selfies

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Using a social media app to date

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Mitch McConnell

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Portrait Gallery

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."