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A rare Picasso family photo.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I love you, you big fool."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The americanisation of vulture.

Candid Camera store.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Framed Lady

Large, wrinkly

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Egyptian Football

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Fly Artist

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.