Quirky Portrait Lover Gifts

A rare Picasso family photo.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I love you, you big fool."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Candid Camera store.

The americanisation of vulture.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

Framed Lady

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Large, wrinkly

Egyptian Football

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.