Quirky Photographer Gifts

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

Candid Camera store.

'Say SHIT!'

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Great - got it! Okay, everybody turn around so we can get the other end. . ."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Great British Eccentrics.

Hats and Food

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

I love the Shard

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Texturing the Walls

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Mad For It

Joint Ventures!

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Unicorn in the Woods