Quirky Caricature Lover Gifts

John Herschel

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

King George I

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Whose the new guy?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Charles Dickens

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

"I think he just ashed on me."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Sofia Vergara

"Larry! Swine flu!"

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'Going up?'

"This thing is so slow!"

Freak Family.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Minister's File

'Anyone who's troubled by viewing the victim's corpse is free to leave the courtroom at this time.'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"